I am not bound for any public place, but for ground of my own where I have planted vines and orchard trees, and in the heat of the day climbed up into the healing shadow of the woods. Better than any argument is to rise at dawn and pick dew-wet red berries in a cup. ~Wendell Berry
Friday, May 18, 2012
Alternate post titles:
I Hate Being A Responsible Goat Owner
Why I Am Switching To Raising Sheep
I Would Rather Stick A Needle In My Own Eye
It Never, Ever Gets Any Easier
PETA Would Have Me Arrested
I BURNED MY BABY
He is sooooo unhappy with me.
I wouldn't come out from under there if I were you either.
In a month or so I will be applying a castrating band to your testicles
and you will have to wear it until they fall off.