Therapy

Problems - I got 'em.

But what I also have
 is goats.

And a problem,
once told to a goat

just refuses to stay a problem.

Goats don't judge you, they always keep a secret, 

and they gently and curiously nuzzle any tears away 

while murmuring sweet nothings in the ear they are trying to find. 

Goats do not ignore you and are perpetually at your side when you are working

 in case you need their help. 

They are happy to do whatever you ask of them 

as long as it intermittently involves treats or back scratching. 

They, in turn, offer butt rubs and back massages 

that you don't even have to ask for. 

Goats don't turn their noses up at things you offer them. 

No matter what it is, they will at least take it off your hands for you. 

When you are feeling silly or playful, goats are more than willing to join in. 

A mere push on the forehead can send a goat rearing like Tonto 

in an effort to get you to "just try that again".

All one needs to live happily with goats is an open heart, 

a good pair of steel-toed shoes,
and a commitment to care for them. 

The rest is just real-time therapy.

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