In My Experience

Normally,

in my experience,

getting a vehicle stuck high centered  in the snow

meant misfortune analogous to having an accident.

Day ruined,

    time lost,

    plead for help,

    wait for help.

    Big bummer!

In my experience,

no big tractor

ever

showed up

less than 4 minutes later

to rescue.

In my experience

the only people with

that kind of luck

own a feedlot

and big tractors.

And that's a good thing.

Because

in my experience

a feedlot owner

does not want to be stranded

with his inspector

for any longer

than absolutely necessary.

(they embarrass easily too)

p.s. I was not the driver.