Thursday, October 28, 2010

In My Fantasy World

In My Fantasy World:

Attitude adjustments can be done with a wrench.



Nebraska Cornhusker colors are Blue and White.



The baggy look would never be a fashion.



My dog's opinion of me is the only one that counts.



High fiber diets do not result in flatulence.



Teenagers get a pimple every time they tell a lie.



There exists a pill that puts me to sleep 
and then wakes me up again in 8 hours.



When the moment is perfect, I can take a picture by blinking my eye.



There is another adult in my house who says things like 
"don't talk to your mother that way" and "I'll handle this".





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