In My Fantasy World:
Attitude adjustments can be done with a wrench.
Nebraska Cornhusker colors are Blue and White.
The baggy look would never be a fashion.
My dog's opinion of me is the only one that counts.
High fiber diets do not result in flatulence.
Teenagers get a pimple every time they tell a lie.
There exists a pill that puts me to sleep
and then wakes me up again in 8 hours.
When the moment is perfect, I can take a picture by blinking my eye.
There is another adult in my house who says things like
"don't talk to your mother that way" and "I'll handle this".
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